Matteo and I met a few weeks ago at a party in Brooklyn and quickly hit it off. Within minutes we were opening up to each other about our dirtiest sexual experiences (not an uncommon occurrence for any of the BUTT editors). Still, I was surprised and fascinated when Matteo started to tell me about getting up to all kinds of crazy piss play while riding the open roads in his ‘piss Jeep.’ A week later, I asked Matteo to come to the BUTT office and talk about his erotic-auto experiences.

BUTT: So tell me about your first ‘piss Jeep’?
Matteo: My friend got an old Jeep CJ7 and I really liked it, so I got my own. It was black, and you could see the dirt in the grain rubbed into the seats and the sides and I loved that. And then I found after I got it that there was just something sexual about it. So I started playing, doing different things in the Jeep, ’cause all the windows were tinted black. I was really into smoking, so I would smoke, like, a pack and a half, and jerk off and stuff. And I was into pissing too. So all the time, I would be driving home, and I would just piss my pants and soak the seat, and let it run down and everything.

Wasn’t that a little uncomfortable for a car ride?
No it was great. One time I drove far into Pennsylvania, and I had a jug of something I had finished drinking – it was big, like, a liter. And I filled the whole thing up with piss over the course of my drive and just poured it all over my head, and down the back of the seat. I was just squishing in it, and it was squishing into the foam inside the seat, and coming out of all the seams and everything, and on the floor. And my boyfriend at the time was really into it too, so once in a while instead of playing in the house, we’d sneak outside at two in the morning, get in the Jeep, shut the door. We’d be in the backseat just shooting streams up into the air, and just covering everything.

So you really used the car like a sex space with your boyfriend?
Yeah. I used to lay my boyfriend’s face down in the back where the seat meats the seat back, and he would lay his face into the seat and I would sit on top of him and piss down from above. And he would be getting smooshed into the seat with the piss coming up around his head. And there were so many times driving home from vacations and stuff with my boyfriend, and he’d just take his dick out in the passenger seat and just start spraying around, pissing on me while I was driving, and it was great.

Did you ever get in trouble? I would worry about people seeing you doing all this stuff, especially in a Jeep which is raised.
One time I was in the train station, and I was jerking off. And I was dressed in just a leather vest and no shirt. I was just grinding up against the seat, and I pissed and started having a cigarette. And I could see the cop car pull in, and he pulls around and he shines the lights at me, and he comes over to the window. He thought I was high and when I finally told him I was jerking off he left me alone. He wanted the truth, you know?

Did you have to clean the jeep constantly? It must have gotten pretty rank…
Eventually it got to the point where the jeep it really started to smell, so I could only use it with myself. I couldn’t even take friends in it ’cause it was so bad, so I needed to sell the truck. I took the hose and filled it up with water, it had like three inches of water on the bottom. And then I sudsed the whole thing, and scrubbed it with sponges and soap, and the whole thing was just like a bubble bath, the whole inside, y’know. It came out brand new, but once in a while the smell would come out of the carpet. But I figured that somebody else would figure that out long after they left. And even if they said ‘Hey, this is kind of gross’, they never would have imagined what happened, so I wasn’t that worried about it. But that car was the only place I had to do stuff like that. I didn’t have a place of my own so when I met guys it was very easy and nobody minded just hopping in and parking someplace, and fooling around.

Why do you think you’re so into piss play?
I guess the intensity of just making love isn’t enough for me. I like the extra intensity of having the piss and the leather and the smells. The first time I came was from pissing on myself in the bathtub. Even, like, in the locker room growing up, I remember just pissing and stuff with my friends, and it wasn’t even sexual, but it just smelled and that’s what it always smelled like. Even really young, we used to piss on the radiators and then piss all over on the floor (laughs), and then stamp in it, and then throw the door open and run out into the hallway. And we knew we were doing something really wrong, so maybe that’s a part of it too, that you’re doing something wrong. It just adds that extra layer of intensity and immediately wakes up my dick.

Thank you.

Interview by Adam Baran