Testicular Top 40
Text by
Danny Calvi
balls
bangers
bo-jack
bojangles
bollocks
boulders
cannonballs
cheese and crackers
Chicken McNuggets
chin bangers
clock weights
coin purse
cojones
Cracker Jacks
daddy bag
danglers
Easter eggs
family jewels
frick and frack
gonads
huevos
itchy and scratchy
Jackson Pollocks
jawbreakers
love grenades
low hangers
man tonsils
maracas
meatballs
nards
Niagara Falls
nuggets
nuts
nutsack
privates
rocks
squirrel bait
stepchildren
Thor’s twins
wank tanks
Published on 06 August 2014