Club what?

Uh… CLUB BUTT! That’s what club! Every now and then we have a go at bringing CLUB BUTT — BUTT’s online g-spot for new friends and optional sex — back to reality by making our own club night in one of our favorite cities. This time, it’s in London with dream team Discodromo on-hand to keep your ears occupied.

When we popped by the venue last night, we counted six big speakers and one ginormous bass bin, so bring your earplugs girlfriend. Capacity is limited and we highly recommend arriving early to avoid the rush.

If you find yourself getting hungry, try that pizza-by-the-slice joint they call Voodoo Ray’s. Especially for tonight’s CLUB BUTT, le chef has prepared a mouth-watering ‘Sausage Fest’ special topped with — you guessed it — sausage meat, marinated artichoke hearts, tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, a hint of garlic (not so much as to fend off any potential tongue kissers) and fresh basil leaves.

CLUB BUTT goes from 11 PM to 5 AM this Saturday, 15 December at 95 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB in Dalston. Entry is £10. Cum-in-my-Facebookers go here.