Pussycat

Fans of Butt 21 — featuring Kenny the homosexual dog — will be pleased to hear we’ll be paying tribute to our brothers and sisters in the animal kingdom this year. So far, this tiger from London is the most serious of the mincers. Kinsey-sixer Cecil is way ahead of the curve when it comes to feline fancy.

Cecil was born to ladycat Olivia near Elephant & Castle in London on 7 June 2011. Olivia, who is of Italian ancestry and living in Trieste by the way, got pregnant by an anonymous tom while playing on the roof one day. Just how gay is Cecil? He brings his owner Zoe girl’s hair bands and pink rubbish. Also, Cecil sleeps in a porn star pose and licks his own parts.