Crocs
BUTT TUNES
Beast lover and right-on mister Johnnie Jungleguts of Los Angeles, California has penned a rap celebrating the most colorful — he likes them black — foam clog in the free world, 'Crocs'. When he's not laying down tracks or dressing all eco-conscious, he's hosting his own radio show and making drawings of his friends in the animal kingdom. Johnnie has also got some cool interviews on his site which you can stream at your leisure.
Crocs by Johnnie JungleGuts
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
I wear black Crocs so my Crocs look clean.
(repeat)
Trader Joe’s? That’s where I trade my hoes.
I’ve got a little hammock where we can coze,
Play acoustic for three hours,
And after that water my therapy flowers.
Get naked in the woods and rub mud on my body.
Dance around bonfires cuz I’m such a fucking hottie.
See me at a party and I’m listening to Ani.
I fertilize my garden with stuff from my potty.
But chill out friend cuz peace is the way.
I go to Quaker meeting most every Sunday.
Hated on mostly cuz I don’t like war,
And I think Ann Coulter is a dirty little whore.
I’m so full of light. I’m so full of mirth.
Cuz I just drew a lady who is pregnant with the earth.
I love Dar Williams and I love LOTR.
I don’t like things that have a motor.
I only like things alive that grow,
And I jerk it to Henry David Thoreau.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
Wear black Crocs so my Crocs look clean.
(repeat)
And by the way, bitch I’m gay.
Radical faerie like every single day.
Girl on girl I’m a feminist fighter.
Lilith Fair? Just a bunch of biters.
I read Walt Whitman, I read Gary Snyder.
Ecology exam — I might pull an all-nighter.
Conscientious objector… I’m on that tip.
Circumcision? Don’t say snip snip.
Shrooms and weed but never cocaine
Cuz I love South America, coke trafficking is lame.
I gotta say, I love them trees.
NOLS courses? I did about three.
I’ve been to India and I’ve been to Peru.
I just made a pot of vegetable stew.
I stay vegan if it’s not free range.
Factory farming is so deranged.
Got my Crocs on… Tevas.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
I wear black Crocs so my Crocs stay clean.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
Got my Crocs on but they look like Tevas.
I wear black Crocs so my Crocs stay clean.