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Johnnie

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Johnnie: Evolution's Rainbow by Joan Roughgarden. a Biological Exuberance by Bruce Bagemihl. http://jungleguts.tumblr.com/

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    ACHE  ·  3 years ago  · 

    you are beuty nature

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    GABRIEL  ·  5 years ago  · 

    I love animals too, but I´m allergic to cats.

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    LUCIUS  ·  5 years ago  · 

    i’m a critter lover too!cheers!

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    LUIS CARLOS  ·  5 years ago  · 

    I like the kittens

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    MIGUEL  ·  5 years ago  · 

    I liked your zoologist comments.

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    BLAIR  ·  6 years ago  · 

    Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food.

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      JOHNNIE  ·  6 years ago

      Amazing! Do they just get smaller or do they die?

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    NICHOLAS  ·  6 years ago  · 

    I did know that about sea otters. I wrote a paper about otters in 4th grade!

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      JOHNNIE  ·  6 years ago

      So cool.

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    JOHNNIE  ·  6 years ago  · 

    It was taken at the Earthfire Institute Animal Sanctuary in Idaho.

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    MATTHIAS  ·  6 years ago  · 

    wow, that’s one of the best photo concepts I’ve ever seen on a profile…. Congratulations.

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    JEFF  ·  6 years ago  · 

    you are delightfully odd – i truly love your posts and photos!

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    JOHN  ·  6 years ago  · 

    hiiiiiii

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    ANDREW  ·  6 years ago  · 

    Thanks for the fact. I’m jealous of the number of cats you have on you.

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    LOMAX  ·  6 years ago  · 

    I SEE YOU LOVE CATS.

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    JAKOB  ·  6 years ago  · 

    Somebody loves animals!

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    DANIEL  ·  6 years ago  · 

    I am honored to be your buddy, thou fellow earthling

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    KIRK  ·  6 years ago  · 

    Do you wanna be my bottlenose dolphin?

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    LOMAX  ·  6 years ago  · 

    I love animal to. Great photo with kittens.

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    ANDREW  ·  6 years ago  · 

    Kittens!

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    MAX  ·  6 years ago  · 

    did i hear okipa?

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    OLE  ·  6 years ago  · 

    ….no way!

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      JOHNNIE  ·  6 years ago

      Boy, that video was sure something else!

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    SHAWN  ·  6 years ago  · 

    Dude…I love your comments on everyones page. Pretty rich.

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      JOHNNIE  ·  6 years ago

      Thanks!

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    DAVE  ·  6 years ago  · 

    Hey Mr. LA…

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    PHIL  ·  6 years ago  · 

    you responded to someone’s comment by saying, “you looked like a dragonfly kind of guy…” — i sure hope i don’t look like a gorilla.

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      JOHNNIE  ·  6 years ago

      Gorillas are amazing animals! They can learn American Sign Language! All animals are beautiful!

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    TY  ·  7 years ago  · 

    adorable.

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    CARLOS  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I’m a sucker for a man with kittens

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      GERARD  ·  6 years ago

      I love to suck a man with kittens

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    J.  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Thanks for sharing…. and enjoy this!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcrCZQkSlg

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      JOHNNIE  ·  6 years ago

      Thanks! I’m totally putting that on my blog!

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    JOSEPH  ·  7 years ago  · 

    yr flatworm penis biology has confirmed yr animal lover status…
    -let me know if u want 2 hear about field observations of terns devouring their young…

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    SCOTT  ·  7 years ago  · 

    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Looks Like a Scene From Hangover 2

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    You just looked like a dragon fly kind of guy, I guess!

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    PAUL  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Dogs are best.

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    KERRY  ·  7 years ago  · 

    There’s a disturbing photo of a seahorse and scorpion skewer on the “Seahorses” page at Wikipedia.

    Do. Not. Want.

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    MANU  ·  7 years ago  · 

    sounds like seahorses are similar to me.

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      They are!

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      MANU  ·  7 years ago

      so who is that lucky monkey?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      Her name’s Llorona. She lives on an animal refuge in Bolivia called Parque Machia. Someday she may be able to be free back in the jungle.

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      MANU  ·  7 years ago

      Aw I hope she does… are you studying zoology ?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      Actually, no I just graduated from art school!

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      MANU  ·  7 years ago

      oh nice! i’m graduating next semester. can’t wait.

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    CHRIS  ·  7 years ago  · 

    There is a parasite called toxoplasmosis that is found in cats, which one-third of the human population has as well. Apparently, it increases your risk of having a car crash, and makes females more promiscuous.

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      I heard they also thought it was responsible for cat lady syndrome, but apparently that’s not true.

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    MAX  ·  7 years ago  · 

    it brings tears to my eyes to realise how many beautiful individuals populate this planet.
    thank you for sharing

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    JOE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Thanks for the interesting factoid Johnnie! Animals are beautiful..

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    RICH  ·  7 years ago  · 

    love the giraffe story about 2 males-it lasts an hour?????

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    SPENCER  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I guess now I do :)

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    BRETT  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Thanks for the insight. Very interesting story. You’re intriguing.

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    IVAN  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Thank you Johnnie! It is very interesting story!
    How do you chose a animal, about which you will tell to a guy?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      Well,
      I look at a man and try to decide what animal he might relate to the most or what fact he might be most interested in.
      -Johnnie

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Thanks! I think Zoo Books have had the same commercial since the early 90s…

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    LUXXXER  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Johnnie.. Your comments inspire me. <3 Marry me?

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    JORAI  ·  7 years ago  · 

    hi, you said once : “Did you know that female Spotted Hyenas have an extraordinary genital configuration that makes them superficially resemble males: the clitoris is 90 percent of the length of the males’ penis (nearly seven inches long) and equal to it in diameter? It can be fully erected.”
    where did you read that?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      I read it in a Biological Exuberance by Bruce Bagemihl

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I would probably be in a rut with my boyfriend!

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    PIETRO  ·  7 years ago  · 

    You look pretty, too bad your writing sounds like a Piero Angela TV program :)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piero_Angela
    ciao ciao

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    KEVIN  ·  7 years ago  · 

    i did not know that. Are mountain lions solitary or do they travel in prides?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      They’re solitary. As I understand it, all big cats (besides African Lions) are solitary.

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    GEORGE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I’m waiting for you to write me an interesting animal fact

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      Ask and you shall receive!

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    BEAU  ·  7 years ago  · 

    you seem like a charming biologist.

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      That’s terribly flattering. Actually I’m an art student!

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    ARNI  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Wow how interresting;) thank you

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    STEVEN  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I did not know that. Very interesting. :)

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    MATTHEW  ·  7 years ago  · 

    You seem very kind.

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    ANTOON  ·  7 years ago  · 

    did you know i’m actually looking forward to my wildlife fact, really like reading those things :)

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    DANILO  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Bio-log!

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I’ll have to look into that. I love how your picture sort of looks like you’re in the middle of asking that question.

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    ANDRéS  ·  7 years ago  · 

    The video made by isabella is really amazing!
    nice picture!

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Oh so many. If you’re interested in this kind of stuff, you should seriously check out the book Nature’s Rainbow by Joan Roughgarden and A Biological Exuberance by Bruce Bagemihl.

    P.S.- Earthworms are hermaphrodites and mate in the 69 position.

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I love it! Isabella is fast becoming one of my personal heroes!

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    LEE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    dude joey like get a job, Johnnie is just trying to spread interesting facts and open up like a great conversation about art and animals. dont be jealous of the fact that he is just way more interesting than you. but I can imagine being angry at like if i looked like Blanche Devereaux from the Golden Girls too…

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      LEE  ·  7 years ago

      yeah i tried real hard just for you

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Dear Joey,
    I am familiar with the definition of spam.
    1. these profiles invites solicitation from random strangers- that’s what a personals ad is. Furthermore, Butt being a magazine about gay subculture, I think these Butthead profiles also invite alternative creative expression.
    2. I’m sorry I used cut and paste when I left you that comment. But I’m not sorry I didn’t leave you a generic and expected comment about sucking your dick or licking your asshole. I bet you wouldn’t be trying to talk down to me if I cut and pasted a comment like that and posted it on your profile.

    I only wanted to share with you some information which I thought you might be interested in.
    -Johnnie

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    KNOW  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Thank you for the zoology lesson. Brilliant.

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Wow thanks so much!

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    SEBASTIAN  ·  7 years ago  · 

    i dont know what i can say, i had no idea. i think its very good though

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    ALEX  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Did you know hermaphroditic flatworms engage in penis jousting?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      I totally didn’t know that! I’m watching some vids right now and they’re awesome!

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      ALEX  ·  7 years ago

      David Attenborough?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      I don’t think so. Not sure who put these out and some of them seem pretty home made.

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      Alex,
      I was so inspired by what you told me about flatworms that I made a tribute video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1DjOu2mulU

      You tell em that I run it.

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      ALEX  ·  7 years ago

      Flatworms are total tops. You wouldn’t guess by the look of all those frills. They didn’t even evolve a hole to stick it in.
      Love the video!!

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    No, I didn’t know that!

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    JOHN  ·  7 years ago  · 

    did you know that I write http://www.randomFAQ.com?

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    MIGUEL  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Smart guys are always so sexy!

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    JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Yeah, I had a dream once with all the girls from the Craft in it and they were like, punishing the mean girls at their school or something, and they summoned a bunch of crows to attack the mean and revealed that crazy fact about crows.

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    DEEPBLUEHUE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Cheers . . .

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    DEEPBLUEHUE  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Yea , the natural world is amazing . . . Strange world ; this .

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    JOEY  ·  7 years ago  · 

    cute!!! I love kittys

    I’m a male tabby

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    RICH  ·  7 years ago  · 

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    STASH  ·  7 years ago  · 

    ,)

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    RICH  ·  7 years ago  · 

    Did you know that I really want one of your ‘did you know’s :)

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    KARLOS  ·  7 years ago  · 

    I’m the older of two. Hope it counts too !
    Cheers

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    SéBASTIEN  ·  7 years ago  · 

    So you’re a “did you know” kind of guy… Did you know that if you are male, every older blood brother you have increases your chances of being gay by one third of the normal rate (unless you are left handed)? (BTW, I surely am an exception: I am the older brother of three).

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      ADAM BARAN  ·  7 years ago

      this sounds like it’s vaguely related to the classic “Monty Hall problem”

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      I’m the older brother of three as well! I have three younger sisters.

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    CHRISTOPHER  ·  7 years ago  · 

    no, I did not know that Johnnie. Thank you for sharing. please feel free to nuzzle my scrotum at any time.

    Did you know that Medieval witch hunters believed that witches used the fat of unbaptized babies to create an ointment with which they would fly to thier Witches Sabbats, dance about and engage in all manner of “activities” and at one point, form a line, where each person would then kiss the anus of the devil?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      I did not know that! Thanks for sharing!

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    JARED  ·  7 years ago  · 

    So do you like rubbing antlers?

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      I don’t have antlers, but if I did, I probably would like rubbing antlers!

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      JOHNNIE  ·  7 years ago

      Now you’re making me wish I had antlers… Did you know that a stag’s hearing is greater when he has fully developed antlers? The antlers act as parabolic reflectors, collecting sound around the ear.

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