Is that a Swiss Army Knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Um… Able-bodied Emanuele, who is currently serving his mandatory four hundred days of service as sergeant in the Swiss Armed Forces, keeps himself entertained by working out and snapping selfies at the military hospital where he’s stationed.

As you can imagine, since neutral Switzerland is only involved in peacekeeping missions, Emanuele’s time there is actually the most relaxing, if slightly boring, three weeks of his entire year.