Something for those of you fixated on leaping hood ornaments: 30-year-old hot rod Ubik, who has a lead foot apparently, took photographer Fedya Ili for a joy ride in his black Jaguar X-Type. Could it be the ultimate in compact luxury or simply a Ford Mondeo disguised as a posh sportwagon? We can’t say we’ve ever been behind the wheel of one.

With Sophie Ellis-Bextor blasting over the stereo, they sped out toward the Kiev Reservoir (just forty kilometers or so outside Kiev where 30-year-old Ubik lives) to play snake in the grass.

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