Spring Fling!

Ecce homo! Stop scrolling for holes and get your sex look together cuz tonight’s the nite. On the decks — all the way from Boystown, U.S.A. — Harry & JPEG of Men’s Room Chicago play from 10 P.M. til 4 A.M. Bushwick’s own Bottoms take to the stage ’round midnight for another one of their jaw-dropping live shows.

In the cruise yard, dick pic specialist Zak Krevitt will be running the Limp Dick Photobooth, which may be best described as a kind of glamour portrait studio for your cock. Unzip and a few minutes later, for just a few bucks, take away a strip of cock passport photos for friends and family.

Last, and certainly not least, Babes Trust of Bushwig infamy, with her keen eye for bubble butts and pushy bottoms, is back to oversee who will take home the illustrious Buns of Steel trophy. Does your crack measure up? We shall see…

Entry is $15 on the door. We’re expecting a full house, so do try to arrive early. When max guys are loaded, it’s one in, one out. Getting in after 2 A.M. — fugetaboutit!