Artist is Compelled to Suck Jawbreaking Dick During Random Grindr Hookup with Cocktease

Text by Filip Adrian

MILAN, ITALY — I found this guy on Grindr who was like one hundred meters away (+/– 75 meters). We started chatting and he was like, ‘You can’t even imagine the things we’ll do with my cock. You’ll worship it and you’ll beg me for more. I can’t show it to you now, but let’s meet and you’ll see it live. You’ll beg me on your knees to fuck you hard.’ I was like, ‘Look, I don’t like to have anything stuck up my ass, so forget it,’ and he said that’s just because I haven’t seen his cock.

So we met. He was a very hot arab with KING OF HANDCUFFS written on his t-shirt. He bought me drinks and we talked a little, but only talking about his cock and how wonderful it is. I was kind of wanting it, like it was the day before Christmas and I couldn’t wait to unpack my gifts.

We went to his hotel room and he said he had to go to the toilet, so I took all my clothes off and sat on the bed. I waited naked on that bed for like forever, and eventually started to jerk off. Then he came back, still dressed, and asked me what I was doing. I said I was getting ready and trying to look sexy. He sat next to me, and I could clearly see through his shorts that there was no erection.

Then he asked me what my mother’s job was. I was like, ‘Who gives a fuck? Why don’t you just show me that miracle in your pants?’ He asked if I wouldn’t mind if he turned on some pay-per-view porn. I was like ‘Okay whatever,’ but was really getting pissed and horny at the same time — so horny, I could’ve fucked a keyhole.

Then someone knocked on the door. I tried to grab my undies, but KING OF HANDCUFFS asked me not to and let in this guy in who was like the retarded version of Jason Schwartzman. Then he said I had to suck off the retarded Jason before I could get to his miraculous cock (that I had not even seen yet). I agreed so he pulled it out and said something like, ‘Work it.’

The retarded Jason Schwartzman had this dick like a Coke can — the same length as a Coke can, but a little bit less thick. KING OF HANDCUFFS was like, ‘Deep throat him.’ And I was like, ‘It’s too short to reach my throat.’ Actually, it was just complicated to get it into my mouth since that kind of hard thickness makes your jaw hurt. Then he grabbed me by the hair and started filming with an iPhone, while making some live video reports like: ‘Look at that cum slut, how cock-hungry he is.’ It took him like three minutes to cum in my face.

Finally, KING OF HANDCUFFS pulled out his flaccid cock and gave the iPhone to the retarded Jason Schwartzman look-alike. Since I would probably throw up if he’d try to stick that totally not-miraculous dick in my mouth, I just jerked him off while licking his balls. Without ever getting hard, he came in less than a minute.

Immediately after, they told me to leave. It’s not like I wanted to stay. On my way out of the hotel, I jerked-off in the hallway and came on a bonsai-size palm tree.