Douglas (23) picks up straight taxi driver who wants to fuck

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Douglas

NEW YORK CITY, U.S.A. – I was coming home from this awful club in New York City called Avalon, which used to be Limelight. I hailed a cab. When the Arab driver turned around and asked me where I wanted to go, he stared at me, even after I told him where I wanted to go. He wore a red wool knit lumberjack hat, and had a round face with a beard which was more like ten days not shaving than an actual Osama-style beard. He asked me where I had been, and when I told him he replied, ‘Isn’t tonight gay night?’ We then got into a very Kinsey-esque discussion of the different levels of being gay, and how I was 100% gay but some guys could fuck women and some could fuck men and not be considered totally gay.

We were reaching the East Village by this point, and he kept staring at me through the rear-view mirror. Finally he looked back at me and said, ‘Gay guys suck dick very good.’ ‘Oh yeah?’ I asked. ‘Yeah. I’m married, but sometimes gay guys suck my dick. They’re very good.’ My dick got hard and I started pre-cumming into my briefs. I asked him if he had a big dick and he said he was big, seven inches. I had to see how far I could take it. I was turned on by him, but really turned on by the fantasy of fucking a cab driver. I asked him if he wanted to come inside and I would suck his dick. We pulled up to my apartment and he told me to go inside first, because he had to make sure nobody was around, like another cabbie or something.

I went into my building and waited. After a minute or two he came through the door. He was wearing a red fleece and brown jeans. He was very bearish. Inside my apartment, he unbuttoned his pants and whipped out his dick, laying back on my bed. I asked him if I could jerk off while I blew him. He told me I could and that I could take off my clothes if I wanted. I got naked and put my tongue on his cock. It was brown, uncut, and not particularly big flaccid. I started licking his balls and teasing the base of his cock with my tongue. Finally I started sucking it and watched it rise to a very nice seven inches very quickly. I reached up and start tweaking his nipples and pulled my face all over his big hairy body, which gave off that kind of Arab-spice fragrance, which really turned me on. I licked his chest and rubbed my face all over his hairy stomach. He pulled me up and started rubbing my hairy chest and rubbing our dicks together, creating friction. He grabbed my dick forcefully and started jerking me hard. I didn’t want to come so quickly, so I pulled away and just lay on top of him, humping him with our cocks together.
He started asking me to let him put it in my ass, which I didn’t really want to do, as I had no condoms and wasn’t about to be that risky with a strange swarthy cab driver. I turned around and started using his hands to rub my hairy ass, which got me really hot. Then I turned back around, dropped to my knees and started sucking his cock again. I was being creative and swirling my tongue all over, but it clearly wasn’t his thing.

He grabbed the back of my head and started guiding my head down over his cock harder and faster – which I really hate. I pulled up and told him I didn’t want him to do that. He grabbed my cock and begged me to let him fuck me. ‘Please can I put cock in ass?’ he repeated over and over. I said no and he flipped me around and tried to push my ass into his dick, not like in a raping way, just in a sort of trying-to-get-me-into-it way. I manoeuvered myself up, and he grabbed my dick from behind and started jerking me off furiously. I couldn’t stop it and I was about to come, so I turned around and shot a thick load all over his leg. He seemed a little bummed but turned on, so I took a moment and started sucking his dick and jacking it again. He was happy. This time his dick grew even bigger, with that kind of mushroom sheen that uncut cocks get when they’re halfway between gushing pre-cum and actually almost about to shoot a load. Then I pulled myself up and started rubbing his body against mine. He was humping me and rubbing his cock against my stomach and started moaning as he shot a milky wad all over my dick and leg. I nuzzled my head against his hairy belly for a moment, went to the bathroom and cleaned up. He followed. He put on his pants, and then he thanked me and left.

Originally published in BUTT 10

Published on 10 June 2004