SILVER DADDY DISGUSTED BY LEAKY CUMSHOT FROM FAT-COVERED PENIS
I met John. John knew me as Stu, my Silverdaddies.com alias. John was a slow typer, which I liked. Also, like ninety nine percent of the men on the site, John was an older guy who had only recently come out. He told me he had a Jaguar which I think was meant to impress me. He had a beard and was the atypical daddy.
We went to a house with a red door which he had bought for his daughter, though he himself had moved into it following his deciding to have sex with men. He quizzed me on what I wanted to do to him. I asked him to do me but he was not so into that idea. He suggested that I tie him up. I said, ‘Uh, no.’
Both of us under the covers completely naked, he remarked on my cold hands, nose and feet. He then sucked my dick for a while in between kissing me. His saliva was too warm and too thick. He changed tack, revealing a shaving bag full of lubrication, condoms and baby wipes. I then, for the first time, fucked a man. He lay on his torso, arms by his side. The words ‘beached whale’ passed my mind. I just pushed my dick against his hole until it went in. He told me it had not been used very much so was tight- whilst I just kept pushing. I was practically flaccid when I came. I pulled out and was surprisingly not completely disgusted with the bits of shit on the condom. I was however quite disgusted that he did not cum, but rather leaked. I was going to give him a blowjob. Due to this penile incontinence I opted for a hand job, biting his nipple and using my free hand to twist the other. His dick was not fun to look at. It was surrounded by fat, making it functionally smaller and very uncut.
Sometimes, like a lasting accusation, I smell his sweaty baby wipe odour.
- September 13, 2010
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Thanks Gene. Looking good
I like Russian Bullies :P
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great ! :-)
so two months to work on your striptease :-)
ok boss, i got it, lol
yes :-)) (I am coming every 2 months)
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July
cool, only 2 month left))
but come back soon :-)
great, when?;)
unfortunately, i am just leaving NYC :-)
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yes maybe :-)
watta great idea, lol
but i would love to see you in a striptease :-))
who knows, maybe….somewhere…..somehow……
lol
just an assumption :-))
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hey !
of course at the bar or/and the internet ?
how’d u know, lol
did u see that, lol
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Hi Gene
hi
A bad, beached-whale sushi nightmare
Fantastic, couldn’t be better…you?
I dunnow but I can seduce you into submission
I like when bully’s own up to being just that, but not if they’re bigger than I am.
sooooo, what do u think, who’s bigger,lol
Hey and stuff…
how’s goin’?_)
Thanks sexual! :)
literally is “‘don’t fucking let me go, U, trucking fuck’”, it doesn’t have real translation on English…
no..tell me then!
…t-shirt!…t-shirt! :)
do u know what does it mean,lol
my friend in russia made it for me))
……so do one for me please!
nose? or t-shirt?))
I didn’t like the smell of baby wipes to begin with. Something more to cringe at when confronted with them.
Oh come on, sticking your cock in a guys butt, what do you expect to be in there? Strawberry Frosting? Though I do like the true portrayal of sex, its messy, sometimes gross and just because gay men have a habit of fucking any guy, maybe its a good policy to be a bit selective in who we hook up with.
Ew. I can almost smell that stench of left over fudge particles….those little crumbs of stank. Yuck. This is why you should really wipe yourself with toilet paper that is placed under running water for a second, just enough to wet the portion that will come in contact with your heat stick dispensing unit and a little bit of liquid soap. Push the toilet paper into your little brown ring with your finger a little bit and withdraw. The tp will be smeared with feces so drop it into the toilet and repeat until there is no fecal matter on the tp. You don’t have to add soap with each wipe because there will be some left over soap on your anus at times. Then use just a water dampened piece of tp and wipe and push and finally dry tp but don’t push it in with the dry tp, just wipe. Presto, you are good for some prostate massaging with cock, fingers and tongue….oh my. Actually, you may want to use an enema before ass fu cking. That is the best way to get good and clean. And many people like to do deep ass fu cking with tongue. Having your ass fu cked deep and hard with a tongue while someone is stroking your cock until you explode and erupt ropes of hot cum is just about the best orgasm you can have. The key is to keep the tongue fu cking going strong and hard while pumping cock at the same time. So often in porn I see the great ass eating and then they stop and just do a handjob or blowjob while cumming. The whole (hole) point of the ass penetration is lost so what’s the point?
Ha! This was great. I was so grossed out but ended up laughing out loud at the end just for that reason. Nice job.
reminds me of my neighbour who fixed my car ..then invited me for dinner at his house ..we had sex .That ‘s what I call a mercy f_ck : sleeping with a guy who is so below your usual standards. You live , you learn.
Haha, can’t believe I’m published in “BUTT”. Bucket list. Check.
As a young man still curiously venturing,articles like this are really enlightening.KUDOS
C’mon men, EVERYONE has had a less than ideal sex experience. It’s not phobic/ageist/anti-fat etc… it’s honest, unsentimental and funny as hell.
Bravo to BUTT for publishing an essay like this. More!
This could have been a great post. I think the hookup didn’t even happen. The snarky tone of Stu’s writing was trying way too hard. Better luck next time.
Fucking hilarious; gimme more of this acid, tongue in butt-cheek sexy shit!
Is this how republicans have sex?
you’re cooler than democracy.
i bet you weren’t disgusted enough to stop trolling the silver daddies site.
shit happens, i am told. especially w. the inexperienced. i recommended lentils once.
He needs to fuck some more….”almost repulsed by specks of shit and his small fatty dick that was leaking”?Man,you missed a great tied up event.It may have changed your life,as it is you seem pretty miserable.
Odd that I ended up being disgusted by Stu rather than the man he was describing. Clever bit of writing.
This evoked such a feeling of disgust and repulsion that…IT WAS AN AMAZING READ.
THAT is a story Butt-fuckers.
What?? EVERY story needs to be some picture perfect hot erotic fantasy-come-true?
It was honest and we’ve all done charity (having sex for the fuck of it) at one point and have felt what this boy felt.
Brilliant story.
A bad sex review is a bad sex review regardless of the age of the parties involved. It happens to everyone. I think it has nothing to do with self-loathing, ageism or homophobia, just bas chemistry. In fact, I quite enjoyed it, it makes all the other regular BUTT stuff that much better.
I’m not sure this is really ageist. It’s really just the story of an experience with one older man. Maybe the author actually has a thing for older gents. He seems to visit sites for older men and their admirers.
Sometimes sex encounters just don’t go well. I think we’ve all been there.
Should I cry or should I laugh?
I second Lopez.
This shit is really depressing to read coming from BUTT.
If I wanted some ageist, fat-phobic editorializing I’d… uhh… be trolling gay blogs… looking to write bitchy comments….?
ugh.
*sigh*
What were you expecting? Man up and get over yourself!
At least he had a Jag… No, i liked it.
pathetic.
And Butt now descends into self-loathing, ageism and internalized homophobia.
I really really wish I hadnt read this. I feel quite sick now…on so many levels….ewwww!
Did he pee on himself? what did he mean by leak? I’m confused. What can I say? being old is no joke.
Loved it.
Hahahahaha! One of the funniest reads I have had for a long time. Thank you.